Millennial Manager Prints

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

Politically Correct Snowperson

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Fur Baby

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

"We added it just for the millenials."

Woke Jersey Shore

"Have you considered vlogging?"

"I moved to the Internet to be closer to my children."

"Avocado...t-toast..."

Child uses tablet to mark geographical location of donkey's tale.

"It's a cease and desist letter forbidding us from saying 'That's lit!'"

Man bun tending

“Mom, can you come get me?”

Captain Millennial

"I think we have mice in the walls."

"So remember son, if you study hard and keep focused in your job you too can probably not quite reach the same standard of living as your dad."

"I'm sorry, Dave. You lost me after the first 140 words."

Millennial

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

Sitting Desk, Standing Desk, Leaning Desk, Sleeping Desk.

"Whenever I meet somebody, I try and accept them for who I am."

Metamorphosis: Nature's Magnificent Reveal

"If the average attention span is 8 seconds, why are most commercials 30 seconds?"

Dumpster Chic....Hipster Chic.

"Excuse me, but I happen to identify as a left-handed person and this is a right-handed mug."

Rosemary's Baby Turns Twenty-Seven

People ride an escalator to the gym.

"Then she was like...no way! Then he was like, I didn't know, right here? Then everyone was like, yo dude, it's blue!"

Nimble

"I literally don't even remember what we do here."

Social hypocrisy

The Millennial Game of... Life