'Which one is Super and which is Unleaded?'
Milk Mixologists Prints
Decorate their space with vibrant prints inspired by milk mixology. These artful designs celebrate creativity and make excellent gifts for beverage enthusiasts.
Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough
"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"
James Bond in a Snow Globe
Yoga for Alcoholics
"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."
We'll have Manhattans...
Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!
Join me in a Martini?
Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.
Shaken not stirred
"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"
"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."
A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.
"Shake! Good Dog."
"Damn those dugout Martinis!"
A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.
Margarita
God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.
Espresso Martini Peacock
"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."
"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"
Baloneystini
'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'
The Martini is invented.
You're the olive in my martini
'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'
'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'
"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."
"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."
'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'
"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."
'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'
"A bloody Martian, please."
'The first cocktail.'
Milk Mixologists Prints Collection
Milk Mixologists Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for more fun and fitting gifts for milk mixologists, perfect to start or brighten their day with a smile.
Milk Mixologists Pillows
Check out our pillows featuring humorous and stylish designs, adding comfort and personality to any space for milk mixology fans.
Milk Mixologists T-Shirts
Discover our t-shirts designed for the creatively inclined who love a witty touch in their wardrobe, celebrating their passion for milk mixology.