Domestic Mixologist Prints

"Most people are happy just to get a few tinnies in!"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Yoga for Alcoholics

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

We'll have Manhattans...

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Join me in a Martini?

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Shaken not stirred

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

"Sorry, that's not my table."

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Espresso Martini Peacock

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Baloneystini

The Martini is invented.

You're the olive in my martini

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"A bloody Martian, please."

"Been there, drunk that."

Rabbit Punch

'The first cocktail.'

Mediterranean Martini