Milk Enthusiast Mugs

'How many pints have you had?'

Fresh milk - Self service

"Ahh, mother's milk."

1 extra today please !

Why there are financial planners.

'I had a tough childhood. I was abandoned on a doorstep.'

"I know! Let's drink its milk!"

COWS: Cow Blackmail

The Magic Float

'Skim milk.'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

'I think I've had too much milk to drink. Mary Ellen Brickerhoff is starting to look good.'

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

"There's no milk! Where's the milk!"

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

"Why do you make your cows sleep on their backs?"

"This is some of my best work."

'You have to wonder sometimes: What do you think he does with all our milk?'

Fresh milk

A cow stands at a farm selling fresh milk.

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

"Bob! Bob! A new milk bar has opened in town. They sell cow, goat, sheep, camel, buffalo and yak milk!"

Countless cookies and glasses of milk don't mix well with Toledo turbulence!"

Almond Milk, Coconut Milk, and Whole Milk.

"This is a clear violation of our civil rights."

Baby drinking competition

"Michele, do you mind if I walk you home? It's the hormones in the milk."

Non-Fat Milk/Low-Fat Milk/Full-Fat Milk. . . Ah, What The Hell.

Take me to your lactator!

'Frank, you idiot. That's a bull you're trying to milk there.'

'Do you think their relationship is weird?'

Farm fresh dairy company

'Do you think drinking milk will help my teeth?'

'Oh, look dear! He's following in your footsteps!'

'I used to have women lined up. Married, unmarried - it didn't matter. Ah, forget it. Another round. Skim.'