Milk Connoisseur Mugs

"So then I'm, like, 'Waaaaah! Waaaah!'"

Gifted Milk

"It's just the milk talking."

A Milk Pairing Guide

"Gotta love happy hour!"

Lactose Intolerant

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

The Main Types of Cheese

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Man...You age great!'

Cheese

"They’re real."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Redhead

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

The Running of the Brie

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

Next Round Indicator

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'