Military Tactician Admirer Mugs

"Nobody told me that world domination could be so complicated."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

The unknown war poet.

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

Trojan Chess

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Cheek

"I spent 18-plus years, $2 trillion and around 2,400 dead soldiers in Afghanistan, and all I got was. . . this lousy turban."

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

Euphemistic.

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

'I want you to take a run at the competition, give them a good scare.'

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

Joe Goes Home

"Oh U! The German periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

'I got this medal for being a Navy Seal.'

Kamakasi pilot instructor

The Trench-Sealer

'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'

"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"

"However, now, gentlemen, we see the frown has become a smile."

WWE Chess

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."

"I can't help you if you don't let your guard down."

A One-Sided View.

Steve Bruce

The French Are Fielding a Back Four

Ulysses S. Grant

Napoleon with a wine bottle for a shadow

Frightfulness! Germans Training Wasps to Sting Highlanders in Flanders.