Military Tactician Mugs

'Great idea for an IED sweep Wilkins - a pair of stilts and a parachute.'

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

"However, now, gentlemen, we see the frown has become a smile."

"This is what happens when you have only one kevlar vest for the troops."

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."

"For a militia, he's not very well regulated."

'Your stealth technology sucks.'

"We'll always have Paris."

'Sir! The scout says there are 4000 Zulus on their way.'

'Waiting until we see the whites of their eyes doesn't help much if they all happen to be squinting.'

Kamakasi pilot instructor

'Infantry, armour, artillery, signals, air support, casualty evacuation. . .

Time running out for a soldier.

Napoleon with a wine bottle for a shadow

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Carrot VS Stick

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

Football.

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

Human males marking territory.

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

ISIS needle in a haystack.

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"Close-order drill! Everybody fall in!"

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."