Military Strategies Prints

"According to my latest poll, Sire, it's eleven in favor of continuing the Crusade and eight thousand in favor of returning home."

The ill fated Trojan hamster.

"Congratulations, General. The anti-missile system wasn't fooled by the decoy balloon."

Invade Poland Simulator.

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

Soldier trying to catch bomb with a cushion

"You can be helped or you can be safe - you can't have both!"

Kim's Rocket

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Most valuable element.

Ukraine Crisis

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Ukraine Pinata

Putin's Mutual Destruction

Aggression/Security

Invade/Fail/Deny

Nuclear Proliferation

Foxhole - digging robot

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."