Military Scholar Pillows

Monument To Whatever It Was The U.S. Accomplished In Afghanistan

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Sir Winston Churchill

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Servicemen.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Military Medals

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Trump

K9 Literati

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

Monuments

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'At ease, soldier.'

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

Lost around a military base.