
Monument To Whatever It Was The U.S. Accomplished In Afghanistan
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Monument To Whatever It Was The U.S. Accomplished In Afghanistan
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"You're very interesting, for a civilian."
"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"
Sir Winston Churchill
Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t
"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"
Servicemen.
'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'
"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."
HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.
WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills
Military Medals
"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."
Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'
That's What Happens
"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"
Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)
Trump
"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."
'There's too much corruption in the third world.'
K9 Literati
General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp
"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."
'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'
Monuments
'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'
'I was in the catering corps.'
'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'
"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."
Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.
Infantry.
'At ease, soldier.'
Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.
UNFADED GLORY
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