Military Protocol Rebel Prints

Limbo Day at the Palace

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'I'm afraid I can't take you to my leader without a prior appointment.'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

Decontamination

'We're to spend more time engaging with patients on a more compassionate 'human' level...and here are the guidelines on how to do it!'

'We're looking for new, original thinkers...people who can think 'outside the box'...'

When Policy Fails, Try Thinking.

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

When Policy Fails Try Thinking,

School Boundries.

Moses does a Life jacket demo

It makes me MAD when people think we've nothing better to do than churn out pointless protocols...

"You're confusing me with someone else. I'm in Document Destruction and I just need to get to your shredder bin."

'This will hurt you more than it will hurt me.'

"What a gloriously sunny day...! I must get in the garden and burn something..."

Ambulance towed from a no-parking zone.

"Oi you. . . down the back. . . sit still and watch this video on the dangers of sitting still."

"A last cigarette? Sorry this is a no smoking area. A last nicotine patch would be okay though"

To Hell with Protocol, Walk In

'I just love this new rule allowing you tie up obnoxious coaches.'

Graduation

"General Hoskins, I don't care if you are in charge of our star-wars defense. You must wear a regulation uniform."

Being a stickler for rules, Howard refuses to act until his motion has been seconded.

"Hello, national security agency? Send me all you have on Walter J. Conklin."

"Hi, I'm on the train."

Desert crawler sees 'No Crawling' sign.

Wheel clamped!

'Not everyone is comfortable with slashing planning bureaucracy.'

'Shame...for a nurse she has the right experience, she's obviously caring and committed, but she was let down by her understanding of door handle sanitisation management protocols.'

Bureaucrats at Work

'When everyone else switched to liters, we saved a bundle continuing to use quart containers.'

The Department of Transportation Issues an Orange Alert.

Woman on television use the remote control to turn off the viewer.

'There's really no need for confusion... '