Military Parade Fans Pillows

"Sousa's back!"

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Brighton Bersagliere.

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

Footing The Bill

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

Men talking about the boots of the period

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

Brooklyn.

Really big bang

'General practitoner'

American high street

"Uh-oh. Not a good start to the holiday shopping season."

"You know, Daddy... We should thank a vet every day."

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

'Lose those unsightly man boobs - JOIN THE US MARINES!'

The changing of the guard.

'These tribute bands never quite hit it off.'

Billards.

'Oh, I'm reasonably ambitious about my military career, sir, but I don't want to set the world on fire.'

"Duty calling on line two, sir."

"Great News - we've secured an MOD contract to supply the Falklands Defence Force!"

"I wish the government would speed up the conversion of this base to civilian use."