Military Mind Pillows

It's a Millennial Generation Life off!

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Two Ways out of Iraq.

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Most valuable element.

Ukraine Crisis

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Putin's Mutual Destruction

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Ukraine Pinata

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

Foxhole - digging robot

Trouble everywhere...

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

Nuclear Proliferation

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Nato Membership

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

News of the Day - Peace: 'what strange mirrors they make these days'