Military Mind Pillows

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

Ukraine Crisis

Most valuable element.

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Foxhole - digging robot

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

Nuclear Proliferation

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

Putin's Mutual Destruction

Ukraine Pinata

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

Trouble everywhere...

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Nato Membership

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

It's 10 pm. Do you know why Iraq, aided by Iran, are fighting against Kurds - a major U.S. ally against Isis - in Northern Iraq?"

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan