Military Medicine Fans Prints

New Hospital Train- Stretchers Suspended by Rubber Bands

Brighton Bersagliere.

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

Dog TagsPeople Tags.

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

"Trepanning for gold"

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

Men talking about the boots of the period

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

Vaccine race

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

'First Rogaine, now Viagra'

Brooklyn.

The Trench-Sealer

Memo Mania

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

'Lose those unsightly man boobs - JOIN THE US MARINES!'

Really big bang

"Take two aspirin and email me in the morning."

'I should try the polyclinic, sir.'

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

"How come we don't start plagues any more? Are we one of those boring couples?"

Billards.

"Take one three times a day after meals."

"I can't help you if you don't let your guard down."

'Oh, I'm reasonably ambitious about my military career, sir, but I don't want to set the world on fire.'

“Sarge - When do I get to blow shit up?”

'OK, you're all set. That stent in your artery will get you through the second half, but I'll need to open you back up after the game.'

"Great News - we've secured an MOD contract to supply the Falklands Defence Force!"

Repurposed Porpise: US Navy

"I wish the government would speed up the conversion of this base to civilian use."