Military Medicine Fans Mugs

New Hospital Train- Stretchers Suspended by Rubber Bands

Brighton Bersagliere.

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

"Trepanning for gold"

Men talking about the boots of the period

Vaccine race

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

'Lose those unsightly man boobs - JOIN THE US MARINES!'

'I should try the polyclinic, sir.'

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

"Take two aspirin and email me in the morning."

The Trench-Sealer

Really big bang

Brooklyn.

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

Billards.

"How come we don't start plagues any more? Are we one of those boring couples?"

'Oh, I'm reasonably ambitious about my military career, sir, but I don't want to set the world on fire.'

'OK, you're all set. That stent in your artery will get you through the second half, but I'll need to open you back up after the game.'

"Great News - we've secured an MOD contract to supply the Falklands Defence Force!"

Repurposed Porpise: US Navy

"I can't help you if you don't let your guard down."

"I wish the government would speed up the conversion of this base to civilian use."

“Sarge - When do I get to blow shit up?”

"Take one three times a day after meals."

The Salute