Military Intelligence Prints

"He has intelligence but none of it is actionable."

The Anti-Agent

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"National security adviser"

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Military Medals

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Two Ways out of Iraq.

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Trump

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Monuments

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'At ease, soldier.'