Military Intelligence Pillows

"He has intelligence but none of it is actionable."

The Anti-Agent

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Support the Ex-Troops

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"National security adviser"

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Servicemen.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Military Medals

That's What Happens

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

Monuments

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Trump

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Infantry.