Military-industrial Complex Skeptic Prints

'...and these are for staying on good terms with our private-sector friends, Bechtel and Halliburton.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

"Ah, Master Turnip, I see you're on a defence contract too!"

Twenty Blades Razor

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

The Unknown Military Contractor

Does that mean we got the War Office contract, Harris?

"Remember when everything used to be so nice and solid?"

'Someday I predict that the infantry will ride EVERYWHERE!'

"Do the M.O.D allow many of their staff to work from home?"

'OK... But can he play defense?'

'Modern technology being what it is, there's a good chance it won't work anyway.'

'Unleash the drones!'

Hegseth heading the American Military

'Isn't it terrible how they've gone and ruined everything!'

Blackwater and The Statue of Freedom.

"I prefer the metric system. 18 centimeters sounds better than 7 inches."

'We've received a rather large order from the State of New jersey. Try to find out why the State of New Jersey needs 55 fighter planes.'

'Our best exit strategy is to privatize the military and send in mercenaries.'

"Sadly, all good things must come to an end."

Socialist Military vs. Private Military

"Is it true that before smart phones you had to write messages on the walls of bathroom stalls?"

"I know my business - don't bother me with fads."

"I don't think we'll be needing these cell phones anymore."

"What about this lucky stone?"

"When you get down to it, Dave, we're all about people: people helping people to kill people."