Military Humor Fans Mugs

Servicemen holding American flag. Sergeant says 'Good news, men, we'll be getting the new flagpole tomorrow.'

'When I ordered you to clean the john with a toothbrush, I didn't mean an electric one!'

'This is one place in the army where you have to hurry to and they don't keep you waiting!'

'General practitoner'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Cat in a tank...

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'At ease, soldier.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

'...and this is the Mess.'

French Army knife

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

'At last! Some decent kit.'

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

Your Country Needs MOO!

Ad Valorem

At a Country House

Banting in the Yeomanry

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

'Hamster Swat Team.'

The Emperor of Irony

Peacekeeping?