Military Fashionista Prints

' Wow ! You look dressed to kill ! '

British Grenadier

Women in the army.

Military Fashion Police.

'Is it tank top season already, General?'

Grenadiers

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

Men talking about the boots of the period

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

Ex-soldier carrying a tank home.

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

"Old Mrs. Cranshaw is next, Doctor. Better put on your white jacket."

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

Retired Command Sgt. Maj. Basil L. Plumley 1920-2012.

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

"I'm looking for something that won't say anything about me."

"A duck call won't grab the attention of a modern duck. You need to draw them in with Snapchat."

Billards.

'General, I'm prescribing joint military exercises - yoga.'

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

"I can't heeear you!"

This Spring's Girl will be a warrior type, a survivor.

'Field Marshall chairman, if you don't mind.'

Surgeon with hearts on his shirt.

'I can't understand why no one came to our housewarming.'

"How weird is it?"

Think tank: 'I think therefore I blow stuff up!'

'The sport's still a mystery to me. I just found out that I look great in uniform.'

'Tell Tale' - The Drawbacks of Over-Tight Ponytails

"I like to wear women's uniforms."

Nigel was well pleased with his new tank-top...

'Welcome to boot camp. You'll be staying in hut two-three-four.'