Military Exercises Pillows

'General, I'm prescribing joint military exercises - yoga.'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

A Rifle Competition in the North

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

North Korean missile over Japan

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

Soldiers Ball at Huntsville, Alabama. Dancing the Virginia Reel

"When it comes to surviving, you're learning from the best."

"I don't care if it is the most realistic World War II simulator game, I still refuse to salute you."

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

A known problem when doves fly over the barracks.

"Last time I go on a long haul trip"

'…and if you feel dizzy and pass out - pass out lying at attention!'

Competition disappears. You'll have the field to yourself!

"Oh dear, I'm terrible with names."

Extreme camouflage

March of the Ducklings

"Well, if you know of a better military re-enactment club, go to it."

"You call that a push-up!? My mother can do better. Work it!"

Save the World - Save Your Credit Rating

"Rustle when I call your name and I'll bring your diploma to you."

Think hard soldier! When I threw the practice grenade, did you hear me say 'fetch'?

A soldier fills a mortar with champagne

Volunteer field day at Brighton, April 21, 1862

'Hey, most climb over, but whatever works for you.'

'Excellent strategy, General...Though I fear the enemy might be full size...'

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

'How long were you gone and when did you get back from that Wilderness Training?'