Military Bibliophile Pillows

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

Honoré de Balzac

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Servicemen.

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Postwar is hell."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Literary Canines.

Monuments

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Shell Fire

Litterary Dogs.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

'Read that last part back to me.'

Defence Cutbacks.

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

Foxhole - digging robot

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"Nevermore."

A man and his dog both reading.

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"