Milestone Exaggeration Lover Prints

"He's two onths old and already drooling at a four-month-old level."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"One year closer to college!"

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

Pilot with champagne.

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Gary turns 40.

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

Pearly King and Queen

Do you think I'm sixty?

An old man exercising with hourglasses

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"Careful."

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Jumping Man

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Gentlemen, a toast to our 4th fishing trip this year. Perhaps, one day, we'll remember to bring poles, in addition to beer.'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Attic of hopes and dreams...

Aging Problems

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

'I'm fighting ageing.'

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."