Mile-high Club Newbie Prints

"Yes, who do I punch in the face for overbooking my flight?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

The Walk of Shame

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Too much club."

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'

Gorgeous Groovers.

His master's chill-out album

Vaccine passport required

"Gym for regular people" "No intimidating trainers!" "Lo-tech" "Less is more!" "Not plastic" "Fluffy and scented" "No mirrors" "Full service restaurant"

"If you don't like the chicken, perhaps we can have the air marshal shoot a goose."

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

'In that case I'll do nothing!'

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

"Since you're a computer geek, I suggest lifting the box the weights came in."

'I decided it was time to be more active when my wife started dusting me twice a week.'

'I'm no good at push ups.'

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.

Man holds up giant disco ball on slope.

'I'm here to sign up for a membership since the muscle shirt didn't work.'

Golf - "Are you new to the game?"

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

'Where the hell are my clubs ?'

'I would say that we have unearthed ancient hunting weapons.'

"They told me to consult with a doctor before beginning an exercise program."

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."

Confessions on a plane.

Mile high skydivers

Explorers Club

Mulligan's first mulligan.

"Boy, first class sure looks good."