Mild Biker Gifts

Mild Thing.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'I've found a way to improve on light beer!'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Cheesie Rider

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Tattoos sagging with time

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Biker chopper shopper

Absurd motorbike

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

"You had me at hell."

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

Bad Hare Day

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

'I propose a day of mild exasperation in response to Richard Dawkins.'

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

The awesome new CZ 1000 Cowasaki.

"e-Harley Hybrids"

'He loves hearing me scream.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of stunt biking are the hardest.'

'Hey look, Model Village People.'

9 To 5 Tattoo.