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Fernando Torres

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Raheem Sterling

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

World Cup Fever

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Whomever pulls the sword from the stone will lead this project.'

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

Pisa Hut.

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

The game comes first...

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

Theater or football.

Referee cop.

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

DIY Butchers

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I take it your team lost again!"

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Football fans in corona times

Wheelchair Basketball

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

'And how were our team doing before your foot slipped?'

Footballer Sponsored By Brown Beer Has Brown Beer Can Thrown at Him

'Maybe he'll start to move again after the world cup!'

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

'It's your WIFE'S name? When you said you were claiming an allowance for supporting CHELSEA I thought......!'