Midnight Thinker Mugs

'My insomnia wouldn't be so bad if I didn't lie awake worrying about it.'

Thoughts are louder in the dark

'I'm going to the library to study, so don't wait up.'

Thinking about work.

My inomnia wouldn't be so bad if I didn't lie awake worrying about it.

Creative Insomnia

"How's your homework going?"

"Papi! Coffee might be good for people with type 2 diabetes!"

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

'You can't sleep? Just pretend you're at the office.'

Late Night Doubts.

He got his best marketing ideas late at night.

"We prefer our idea people to present their ideas during office hours."

"The magical time of night when the artist awakes, not with any idea, but with the murky recollection of an idea from the previous day that was not written down and is now lost forever."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Wheel of Sleep Misfortune

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"The overthinker"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Sisyphus and coronavirus

Pachyderm insomnia.

Night-shift entrance

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'