Midnight Scribbler Mugs

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

James Kelman

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

Will Self deprecation

'Honestly, I didn't mean any of those things I wrote about you in my diary last night!'

Musical Prodigy

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

"I decided to burn all my previous napkins and start fresh."

Writer’s Corner

A pen spewing letters

"It's the worst case of writer's block Sidney has ever had. He hasn't put a word on the page since fifth grade!"

"I've learned to express my anger through my writing instead."

'Dammit, Bubbles, we need this memoir yesterday - write, damn you!'

'I can't read a word of this essay of yours. Excellent work.'

"It took me 4 years to finish my book!"

"Careful - it's full of lies."

"We have pills for some of that."

That night, Rose found out that her husband was not only a sleepwalker, but also a sleepblogger.

Kate Atkinson

Chicken soup for the bloggers soul.

'My blog has its own blog.'

Scribbling Rivalry.