Midnight Musings Appreciator Mugs

"I hope I'm not keeping you up with all this talk of shrub-sniffing..."

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

Pull and all nighter...

Big business is not evil

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"...but, seriously..."

Sparklers

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

"Isn't this more fun than spending money on dinner and a movie?"

Leo Tolstoy

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

'Sweet dreams Darling: Have a good day...'

'No, sorry. You've reached Dragons. Payroll is on extension 4702. Shall I put you through?'

'Gee, I wish I'd said that.'

"Can you see it, Bob? Green grass, warm breeze, flip flops. . . spring is coming!"

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

Silent Night.

Here Lies Bill Smith, Victim of a Mad Axe Murderer, Rest in Pieces

'Did I sleep well? I didn't stay awake to find out. . .'

"Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, panicked, wondering if I'm crawling in the wrong direction."

"I'd hate to think there's a national discussion I'm not part of."

"Sorry, but I just had an idea and if I don't write it down now, I won't be able to read it in the morning and realize it's insane."

Sleep!

The End.

Remember when fallout was something that happened to your hair?

"I'm too tired to be annoying right now."

I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd embroider my memoirs a bit.

Hamlet sees Yorick's skeleton behind him.

"Life Without Parole"

Golf courses on the rough side of town.

"Not exactly the kind of morale boosting I had in mind."

"And I suppose you believe everything you read?"

'I may not know much about art, but I do know what I like. Have you heard me purr yet?'