Midnight Munchies Master Prints

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Secretive Weigh In.

"An everything Martini, please."

Full English Breakfast.

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Cereal Tasting.

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

Munch Master.

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"Damn it, who ate all the chèvre?"

Pizza and Related Searches.

"Damned if they do and damned if they don't? This is BRILLIANT work, everybody! Why didn't we think of this before?"

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

Snacks

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

Meditation Munchies

Doomed Food Group

"You asked for runny!"

Just say no.

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

"It's 8 a.m. somewhere."

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'