Midnight Bookworm Gifts

Man reading in a dark park using a streetlight as a book light

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Eternal Student.

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Edgar Allen Poe

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The DaVinci Code

Thomas Mann.

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

The Bookworm

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Honoré de Balzac

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Television Readers.

No-Work Orange

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Blue Stockings

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'