Midlife Partner Mugs

Discover mugs that celebrate your midlife partner with humor and love—perfect for morning coffee or tea, these witty and heartfelt designs are sure to bring a smile to their face.

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Same Sexless Marriage

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"Your contents have shifted."

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'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.' mockup

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

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Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up. mockup

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

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"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!" mockup

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

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"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin." mockup

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

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Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart! mockup

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

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"I'm here for the hair."

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Rock and Roll

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"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty." mockup

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

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The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994 mockup

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

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'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.' mockup

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

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We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.' mockup

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

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"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?" mockup

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

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'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.' mockup

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

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'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

'Here's your chance to become a legend.' mockup

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

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"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!" mockup

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

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Midlife: You Are Here.

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"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."

"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat." mockup

"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."

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"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...." mockup

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

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"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up."

"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up." mockup

"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up."

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"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full." mockup

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

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"Fill'er up with testosterone."

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'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.' mockup

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

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"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."

"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door." mockup

"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."

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"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together." mockup

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

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Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?' mockup

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

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Tragedy and Remedy.

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"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?" mockup

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

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Phil at Fifty: Still Trying to Find Himself

Phil at Fifty: Still Trying to Find Himself mockup

Phil at Fifty: Still Trying to Find Himself

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Middle age anxiety about leaving the house.

Middle age anxiety about leaving the house. mockup

Middle age anxiety about leaving the house.

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'But my mom says that 40 is the new 30.'

'But my mom says that 40 is the new 30.' mockup

'But my mom says that 40 is the new 30.'

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A Classicist Considers Taking Up The Mambo

A Classicist Considers Taking Up The Mambo mockup

A Classicist Considers Taking Up The Mambo

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Midlife Partner Mugs Collection

Midlife Partner Pillows

Explore our cozy pillows to add a touch of fun and comfort, celebrating your midlife partner and the journey you've shared.

Midlife Partner Prints

Browse our captivating prints that beautifully reflect your midlife adventure—ideal for decorating a space filled with love and laughter.

Midlife Partner T-Shirts

Check out our playful t-shirts that honor your midlife partner's unique charm—great for casual days and making a statement together.