Mideast Peace Aficionado T-Shirts

Mideast Sisyphus.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Arms race - USA and Russia.

"Ancient Aztec shaman-kings predicted a coming together of all the cultures of the world, creating a new enlightenment for human beings."

"No, sweetheart, we're not fighting. Daddy is just haranguing me and Mommy is defending herself."

Neutral Man.

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya

al-Maliki.

Mahmoud Abbas

The delegitimization effort.

Give Sleep a Chance

All I said was, thanks to Sadie, I know what's wrong with the Middle East. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. It's the birthplace of civilization. It's the dysfunctional family home from whence we all came. It's ruled by a stubborn and cranky old know-it-all mother with a superiority complex. She never changes, which is why the kids, once they came of age, got the heck outta there and only come by once in a while to referee her arguments with dad and make sure they're still in her will ... and for

'Hey - enlighten up!'

Peace Negotiator now available for Weddings, Funerals, Christenings, Barmitzvah

Lovebird and the Song Birds

"I gave you the axe. How dare you come back and use it to intimidate me."

Meditation Class - Apply Within

Peace Policy

"That was me!"

"You've found the formula for eternal world peace that makes all armies superfluous? Sorry, I've got to shoot you."

Iran Talks - 'Okay...let's see...let's go over your new proposals to seriously resolve grave obstacles to world peace...'

"No way! It's definitely your turn to 'be one' with the dishes."

Sign on shop: Headquarters: 'Business People for Peace'. Man walks out of shop wearing t-shirt with slogan 'Make money not war'.

Trump stirred up world opinion over Jerusalem decision

Roadmap to Peace

'Have a tequila - have a tequila!'

School of Meditation. They put me in an accelerated class --- My mind is already empty!

'Half past zen.'

How to stop conflicts? Stop living.

'Hey, that's for MY inner peace, go get your own!'

'Nobody's looking -- how about a third-eye opener?'

"It's Friday, Steve - have a donut!"

Inner calm.

Ismail Haniya

"Kim Jong Un? I was expecting to meet Kim Kardashian."