Mideast Peace Aficionado Pillows

Mideast Sisyphus.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Arms race - USA and Russia.

"No, sweetheart, we're not fighting. Daddy is just haranguing me and Mommy is defending herself."

Neutral Man.

al-Maliki.

Mahmoud Abbas

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya

The delegitimization effort.

Peace Negotiator now available for Weddings, Funerals, Christenings, Barmitzvah

Meditation Class - Apply Within

"I gave you the axe. How dare you come back and use it to intimidate me."

Lovebird and the Song Birds

"You've found the formula for eternal world peace that makes all armies superfluous? Sorry, I've got to shoot you."

Iran Talks - 'Okay...let's see...let's go over your new proposals to seriously resolve grave obstacles to world peace...'

"That was me!"

Peace Policy

"No way! It's definitely your turn to 'be one' with the dishes."

Sign on shop: Headquarters: 'Business People for Peace'. Man walks out of shop wearing t-shirt with slogan 'Make money not war'.

Trump stirred up world opinion over Jerusalem decision

Ismail Haniya

"It's Friday, Steve - have a donut!"

'Have a tequila - have a tequila!'

"Our top story: People all over the world have stopped fighting, and will join together in a chorus of peace and love! This just in: Fighting erupts over what song to sing."

"Kim Jong Un? I was expecting to meet Kim Kardashian."

Inner calm.

Roadmap to Peace

'Nobody's looking -- how about a third-eye opener?'

'Hey, that's for MY inner peace, go get your own!'

'Half past zen.'

How to stop conflicts? Stop living.