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Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Gender Equality

"Guess who brought king cake!"

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Made in China

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

All Hail the Matriarchy

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

'Please take your receipt!'

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

'To be honest, it's a bit hard to swallow.'

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

'Did You say 'ark' or 'ork'?'

'Nothing about equal opportunity?'

A divided world.

Moses gets REALLY lost in the desert.

'The gods are perplexing.'

"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."

'While not admitting defeat in Iraq, we will agree to rename it 'disasterstan'.'