Middle East Studies Professor Pillows

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Gender Equality

"Guess who brought king cake!"

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Made in China

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

'Please take your receipt!'

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'While not admitting defeat in Iraq, we will agree to rename it 'disasterstan'.'

'The gods are perplexing.'

'Did You say 'ark' or 'ork'?'

"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

'Nothing about equal opportunity?'

A divided world.