Middle-earth Wanderer Mugs

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Sleeping Beauty

Goddess

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

Ghostship

Child in a bear suit.

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

OM, SWEET OM

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"Free why-fi.”

"Holy water, holy water...."

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

Sand Pyramids

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

Wise Man Souvenir Stand.

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.

Leaves Falling in Heaven.