Middle-class Juggler Gifts

The most sought after profession in 2010 is stressed out, middle class, soccer mom on medical marijuana.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"The meeting will come to order."

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Football

Balancing work and family

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

Acclaimed mother.

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

"I appreciate that you brought me to 'Take our daughters to work day' all those years ago, dad, but I still have to let you go!"

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

A woman watches football on her computer.

Brickie's Mate

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

'Sometimes I don't know if I'm coming or going.'

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

'A career? A life? Isn't that a conflict of interest?'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'I can see you doing very well in this organization, eventually replacing me. So.. you're fired!'

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'While you were out I replaced you.'

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Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy