Middle-class Juggler Gifts

The most sought after profession in 2010 is stressed out, middle class, soccer mom on medical marijuana.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"The meeting will come to order."

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Football

Balancing work and family

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

Acclaimed mother.

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

A woman watches football on her computer.

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

Brickie's Mate

'A career? A life? Isn't that a conflict of interest?'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'I can see you doing very well in this organization, eventually replacing me. So.. you're fired!'

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

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'While you were out I replaced you.'

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'