Middle Age Sage Mugs

Find a mug that celebrates the wisdom and wit of the middle-aged sage. Perfect for morning coffee or tea, these mugs combine clever sayings with charming designs that invoke both humor and insight.

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'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.' mockup

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

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"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'" mockup

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

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"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?" mockup

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

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"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works." mockup

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

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"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..." mockup

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

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'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.' mockup

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

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'How could you flunk stone shop?' mockup

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

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'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.' mockup

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

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Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

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"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers." mockup

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

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"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?" mockup

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

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"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?" mockup

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

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'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!' mockup

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

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'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?' mockup

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

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"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?" mockup

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

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How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause. mockup

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

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'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?' mockup

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

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'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!' mockup

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

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One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer mockup

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

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Bishop with a crozier case.

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'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?' mockup

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

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'I still have all my own teeth.'

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"Do I look like a wise man to you?" mockup

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

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'Huh...I just got this sudden, uncontrollable urge to invent spoken language.'

'Huh...I just got this sudden, uncontrollable urge to invent spoken language.' mockup

'Huh...I just got this sudden, uncontrollable urge to invent spoken language.'

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Couldn't you have used a smaller font? mockup

Couldn't you have used a smaller font?

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"Hunters turned philosophers"

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'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.' mockup

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

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"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man) mockup

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

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"Without a doubt... the first sixty!" mockup

"Without a doubt... the first sixty!"

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'Meaning of life, eh? -- Who wants to know?'

'Meaning of life, eh? -- Who wants to know?' mockup

'Meaning of life, eh? -- Who wants to know?'

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'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

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The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

The past only looks good when you're living in the present. mockup

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

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'You know you're 40 when...'

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'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

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Middle Age Sage Mugs Collection

Middle Age Sage Pillows

Brighten up their space with our humorous pillows designed for the creative middle-aged sage. An ideal gift that adds personality and comfort to any home or office.

Middle Age Sage Prints

Explore inspiring and amusing prints perfect for the creative middle-aged sage. Great for home or workspace decor, these prints celebrate wisdom and wit with style.

Middle Age Sage T-Shirts

Find hilarious and stylish t-shirts that celebrate the creative middle-aged sage's wisdom and sense of humor. Perfect for casual, funwear or thoughtful gifting.