Middle-age Muses Prints

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

"You're looking for 'Sex After Fifty'? That's in the 'fiction' department."

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

"Right now, I'm between naps."

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

'Dang.'

Internal Clock

Middle age means a constant struggle not to be irritated by everyone and everything.

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

'You know you're 40 when...'

'Jason and I are absolutely incompatible. We're both going through the menopause.'

"When you talked me into eternal life, you left out the part about menopause."

Dad Socks / Dad Sex

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

"For your birthday this year I thought we'd have a pinata."

'No batteries needed, but you have to be menopausal to make them work.'

"You're not losing your hair Dad, it's right here in your comb."

Ears and Nostril Shampoo.

Live: Middle Aged Men

"Sigh...I'm getting old."

'She says she's 40 but she's forgotten to add on the V.A.T.!'

The Fountain of Menopause

The 'Mystery Pain 'game