Mid-western Mimicry T-Shirts

Fifty Gallon Head.

"Do me next."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

Quiet Quitting

A woman carrying a child carrying a teddy bear

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

"He does impressions too!"

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

"Actually, 'Monkey see, monkey do' has served me quite well in this market."

'I'm sorry, Sheriff... it was self-defence!'

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

"Atlas! We require a small sample."

"When I say 'tweet' you say 'tweet'...'tweet!'"

"What do you think? Too 'Tintin'?"

'He's a sheep dog.'

He's got a gun!

'Harry has laryngitis.'

"Woof, woof!"

The Ventriloquist's Arms

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

'That there hombre's the best danged pillow fighter I ever seen in these here parts!'

"Face it, Earl. We're dogfoodboys."

"How convincing are your jungle-bird calls, Ms. Haverhill?"

'After this event, I want him tested. Blood, urine, DNA - the works. Look for anything unusual.'

Call of the Domesticated.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."