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'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"The overthinker"

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Bottle Distillery

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

"Don't be afraid to laugh at your problems. Everyone else does!"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Rats in a laboratory labelled: 'Test, Control, Pet.'

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Wine: New and Old.

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

'Are you sure his hat was like that when we started?'

Louis Pasteur Looks Back: "Of course I'm very pleased with pasteurized milk, but naming a wine or beer after me would have been a lot more charismatic."

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

Self-realization.

'. . . And I'm taking the lab rats with me!'

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.