Microscopes Prints

'Take this slide and S-T-E-R-I-L-I-Z-E it.'

"On my last birthday, I received a microscope with a resolution so powerful I was able to watch single-celled organisms divide to create new life. Even with the aid of that microscope, you still could not see the f**k I don't give for your book."

Coronavirus

"They say kids with ADD have a hard time staying focused. What do they know?!"

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Subatomic particles

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

Cell splitting - don't do that.

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'ADN'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

Bacteria fame at last.

"I feel so seen right now."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"