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'I'm a voice over artist.'

"You'd better stand back now: This is going to be a mighty roar..."

"What keeps me going? The tightening feeling in my chest that if I stop, I'll die."

"No-chance the rapper"

Freedom

A radio presenter.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"National security adviser"

"And this is our media room."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Reporter #6: television.

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"There will be a Q&A...but in this era of Trump I will be insulting anyone whose questions I don't like."

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

Cell splitting - don't do that.

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"