Microphone Holder Pillows

Ricki Lake

'They all want to play the star.'

George Michael

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Dialogue

Robbie Williams

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Karaoke night.

Lovers

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Waking Up With Rooster.

'I'm a voice over artist.'

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

Pink.

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

Rock gods.

Rod Stewart

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

Brittany Howard

"What keeps me going? The tightening feeling in my chest that if I stop, I'll die."

'They're both great quarterbacks, but I chose Matt as my starter because he's dating a celebrity!'

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

"No-chance the rapper"

Strictly off the record.

"You'd better stand back now: This is going to be a mighty roar..."

Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ended abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight.

'Without further ado, I will now choose my favourite microphone.'

"There is nothing wrong with our sound levels!!" "Can you speak up a bit? We can�t hear a word your saying..."