Micromanager Appreciator Prints

Managers and staff have differing priorities.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"He likes it."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

'Mr. Donovan, is it all right if I tie my shoelace?'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

Babblewrap

Dentist Speak - Monologues

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

'I assume this comes with performance based bonuses and a superannuation package?'

"I preferred it when you micromanaged more openly."

'This restaurant is great They always keep my water glass full,'

"Yes, you will get a company car. It'll have a big, blue flashing light on the roof!"

"Baldo, no one likes being told what to do...but taking direction is a part of life."

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

Even the micro manager, Jan reasons it won't hurt to get hers hands a little 'dirtier' and help out with a load or two...'

Microbe manager.

"I'm all for the quiet life but she keeps rattling on all day long."

Policemen marching

Scottish drill sergeant.

"This idea of offering staff flexible working options is genius, we should have done it years ago!"

Schoolboy answering a question

'Hey, Mister! Stop bawling at me!'

"This gold star is for being a good cop and...hey you! Don't turn around! You have been a very bad cop!"

'Yak yak yak.'

'Oh dear. That's a bad sign.'

"Well this is very nice! Our own private pool."

That's perfect, my eyes follow you around the boardroom.