Minor Detail Appreciator Prints

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Misunderstood artist

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

When Engineers Crack.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Juggler and Illusionist

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Scarpia's Palace

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Artist on the Beach

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

Ariana Grande caricature

Coot on a jetty

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Josephine Baker

Hee hee hee, watch this - I just shuffled my feet on the carpet.

"I'm afraid I have to recuse myself, ladies. I don't want to be responsible for the Trojan War."

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.'