Microeconomics Master Gifts

'Now I understand the trickle-down theory!'

The president's men

The MBA Draft

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'Daddy is going off to stimulate the economy by making gobs of money.'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

41 Rounds of Layoffs Survived

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

John Maynard Keynes

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

"I used to get toys as birthday gifts but now that I'm in pre-school, all I get is money for my college fund."

Lemonade - Serving this community since 10:18am

"When do you think the upturn in the economy will have an input in my allowance?"

"It turs out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

Louis Pasteur Caricature

'How did you get so many kids to sign up for your geology class?'

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

"Why do I need more allowance? Because if you cut me off at 21, these are my prime spending years!"

"Frankly, we're just keeping out heads above water."

Imagine the mess the world woudl be in if we didn't have the best executives money can buy running it.

Energy Bills

'It's simple. First we look at the upside. Then we look at the downside. Then we look at the upside-down side.'

"Just once, I'd like to be able to write a check without getting thrown in jail."

"Time for thaw awkward father son talk. You know, the one about fluctuating interest rates and instability in the markets."

"Get a grip, Fulson. An unbalanced portfolio can be remedied."

Child chasing a �100 note which is dangling from a stick tied to his back

'All this internet trading has caused you to neglect your children!' 'What children?'

"Oh that, that's our dealing room."

Wall Street - Red Flag To A Bull

"We interrupt this commercial in order to bring you an even BETTER one!"

News and Magazines. New Economic Data. They say a rising tide lifts all boats. My problem is I keep capsizing in the turbulent waters.

'How much tax can I avoid by becoming a Philanthropist?'

"Have you got anything to stop me worrying about my pharmaceutical shares?"