Microblogging Mugs

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

*Feels depressed about Twitter*

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Press Freedom

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Stinkin' fake news!"

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Whoa

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Snoopy with Laptop

Obsession with the Internet.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

Multi-Tasking

Ruddy bloggers!

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Witches of Instagram