Microbe Whisperer Pillows

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

The Worm Charmer

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Mantis Love

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

'I could eat you.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Man and Machine snoozing

'Catch this!'

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

"How are we on bread?"

'Where are you going?'

"Yeah, birds are bad, but fishermen are the worst: they first stab you with a hook, then drown you to finish you off. . ."

I bake my own bread.

Entomology Reference

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Ever killed a man?"

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

Professor...what are you doing?

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

Adios Amoebas

"Wow! Check out the body on this one."